Not The Father's Day
Hey - I don’t want to make assumptions about your relationship with your dad or family or whatever - It’s just another commercialized, invented holiday to make you feel obligated to buy something for someone.
… says the website selling you cards for these occasions… #hypocrisy
But if your dad is “woke” - or the father-like figure in your life - appreciates it when you buck convention, this card is for them. You can even give this card to your mom if your dad is an asshole. Or MIA. Or give it to your grandma. Or a teacher. Who cares, just tell them you love them for doing stuff like signing permission slips, teaching you to drive, or bailing you out jail.
There is one interior text option:
“Happy ‘Father’s’ Day to the parent I choose to celebrate today!"
This card is also available blank!
Craft brown envelope included.
Approx. Dimensions: 5” x 7”
(Watermark will not appear on final card, for security purposes only.)